Yes, I Am Gonna Have My Cake And Eat It Too

The phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it too” has been a damper in the lives of many men for years, but let me tell you that it’s time for this to change.. Kinda.

If you and your friend want me then it would just be unfair to all of us if I don’t give y’all what y’all want which is the wonderful man that is I

If an issue stems from that then I apologize… That you two “friends” are bad communicators. Just kidding. Not really but I am a bit.

The whole point to any of this is to gain the privilege to even have the cake in the first place and then finesse your way into eating a slice of that cake. This means that you have gained the opportunity to possibly be in a place or situation that may be common, uncommon, rare, or the “how the fuck did I even do this/end up here” category that I hold near and dear to my heart. You then take advantage of these fortuitous situations to do or gain something that has very little chances of succeeding, BUT you, sir/ma’am take that chance and succeed. Ladies and gentlemen that cake that you eat is you taking that little chance of success and succeeding, you can have your cake and eat it too, you’re welcome.

Because you take advantage of a situation doesn’t make you a bad person but you might be an opportunist which can be bad if that seeps into your overall personality but we can talk about this another time.

But let’s be honest niggas are gonna nig and that’s not good for anyone. Give an inch and y’all take a damn mile. Can’t stand y’all. It’s me, I am y’all.

So we’re just gonna end this on the fact that most people cannot handle having the cake and eating it too but I’m responsible so I’m eating my fucking cake and I’ll blow the candles off of it too… if that’s what I want to do

Good day niggas