2020 Ain't Nothing New
Well Well Well, look at what we have here…
As we’re just now getting past the middle of the first month of this new year, I am sure you all can look back at the last two weeks and see a lot of changes that has happened that would typically take a few months to occur, but that’s because this first month is really three months rolled into one. It’s like after you’ve written all you can say in an essay and then realizing you still have to type a thousand more words just to satisfy the requirement.
A bit of positivity first
2020 is a manifestation of different goals and opportunities if you’ve been paying attention to your timeline, but so has every other year. I hope as much as your claiming in this new year matches the amount of work that you’re doing to actually see that come into fruition. My challenge to you is to make the leap to whatever goal that may be and not simply talk about it. The first step is always the hardest, but it is also the easiest once it’s started.
here we go..
Tis the season of W-2’s arriving in your mailbox! If the first thing to come to your head is “which of my friends kid(s) am I claiming this year?” then you should feel ashamed of yourself. Before you start feeling ashamed though, do you have anymore friends with a kid to claim? I think I’m ready to be a tax daddy. Which is probably better than their actual daddy because I actually think about and check on them. Father of the year if you will. Give me my award.
The New Year New Me wave at the gym has got to be stopped because my entire experience changes for the worst EVERY January. Most of y’all stick to this as much as love and hip hop sticks with a storyline that you can actually be proud of. Just really evaluate your commitment. Congrats on wanting to make a change for whatever reason that may be.
The one thing that should really be left behind in 2019 are bills. Every time you turn around there’s another bill slapping you in the face. Just give me a clean slate. I swear I deserve it. People probably fake their own deaths just to get away from bills. Where’s the link to online course? This is knowledge that should be shared. I just want to be on someone’s beach taking pictures to make my life seem better than what it really is without having to worry about bills taking out money during my vacation. I don't think that’s too much to ask for.
All in all we’re dealing with the same shit. Let’s be smarter about it.
Honorable mention: Those thick ass eyelashes that look like you can fly away every time you blink can go as well because red bull didn’t give you those wings.
Happy Tax Season
