RaShaun DavisComment

You Know What's Funny?

RaShaun DavisComment
You Know What's Funny?

Nothing, nothing is funny at all since whatever you feel you must get off your chest is about to really show how you could not care less about how I feel as you rip my soul to shreds about all these things you felt you should share was “funny”.

In this wonderful world of trickery, fakery, and plain fuckery I am still appalled at the accusations that come my way. I’m a good person *screams in a dramatic woman vc *.

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Typically, for anything to be “funny” the person relaying the information must feel like a fool, boo boo the fool to be exact. So now you need to know how the transition into this new phase of being made a fool has come to existence.

Anything starting off with “You know what’s funny” will be tuned out immediately when I am SURE it won’t make me laugh, giggle, nor snicker. After this phrase is said there’s either he/she said, a gut feeling, or proof to support whatever it is that you’re saying makes sense and is valid. If you have clear, cut, undeniable proof I’m not really sure as to why you’re bringing this to my attention. For validation? The why? or simply for closure? I got nothing for you boss.

Now y’all know that when you start to list out the million ways that whatever you have an issue with is “funny” that I am only going to address one or two of those concerns.

That is because

  1. Most of what you’re saying is irrelevant to this current issue and stems from somewhere else

  2. I may not have all the answers for what you may be answering because the issue is brand new to me too

  3. I don’t know, what is it that I don’t know you may ask? Any answer that may satisfy you.

  4. I honestly don’t care

  5. See reason number 4

You can start off a sentence saying almost anything else other asking if I want to know “what’s funny”. I actually would like to be humored, but I’m going to be disappointed and I’m 100 percent sure you will be too. Let’s limit the amount of disappointment that’s about to come from your anger. I can imagine “How am I suppose to do that?” has popped up somewhere by someone and well, I’m not the one that’s angry now am I?

Go be mad at someone else

Sincerely,

A good person